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My heart skipped a bit when I noticed that my wife was holding the copy of “Cuck Storm Horizon” I had carefully hidden, and that she also had a wide smile in her face. But I blushed crimson red when she asked me to explain to her why I had
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE STRANGE MAN THAT JUST BARGES IN RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT!?
joshreed439: fagformen: your Mom thinks it sweet how the team captain has taken you under his wing… really he just uses your mouth as a hole to dump his seed in… Might be funny (it is). But I seriously had to explain to my mom why suddenly I occasional
theclearlydope: Thanks to some asshole I had to explain to my kid about the birds and the bees in a Cosco.
I was trying to teach my mom how to use her new cell phone when she pulled off her shirt and bra and asked “How do I send a selfie to your Dad?” I had to explain to her that she needed to take her pants and panties off too and that it wasn&rsq
fractalnarrative: My Halloween costume. I had to explain Night Vale SO MANY TIMES, but it was worth it because now I have at least 10 people who are going to listen to the first episode.
She wants to sign up so that she can send snaps of herself to herself
stfukat: theclearlydope: Thanks to some asshole I had to explain to my kid about the birds and the bees in a Cosco. Lool I love this
jaunepois: i thought about this post today in the car and i laughed so hard i started crying and i had to explain to dad why the phrase ‘stagnant tomb air’ was funny to me
pangur-and-grim: gingerofthenight: king—stone: morbidlyqueerious: pangur-and-grim: had to explain to new housemate that: Banana Jim lives on the microwave microwave vibrations cause BJ to rotate if BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household
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kinkiepie: herriestiles: shelterfromcold: two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”. this literally took me forever to get I got this immediately, but I had to explain
qimick:imaginarybatman:So something that bothers me. I came out to my therapist as transgender last week and it didn’t surprise her because plenty of people my age call themselves transgender. I had to explain to her that I actually experience gender
Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally made it look like the drawings on the chalk board during that flashback to the 104th in class. My cooperating teacher proceeded to point at it, explaining how executioners had to hit that
hillsidebang: I went to college and met a guy. He wanted to meet my side of the family (which just meant my dad since I’m an only child and mom ran off when I was 13) I had to explain to him that my dad expects me to meet his needs….in a sexual way.
suricattus: “um, it’s as though Twitter and Pinterest had an unholy love child that they abandoned to be raised by Livejournal.” - me, trying to explain Tumblr to non-savvy cohort
tea-potenuse: hollowedskin: derinthemadscientist: languageoclock: deflare: penfairy: Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised
peter-pans-booty-shorts: pizzaalle: asoulgonesince2002: jungle-plastic: kurumawer: xdvisyrx: ask-bot: What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult? That you cannot fax money to someone. Had someone
lesbx:lesbx:not to be like normal people scare me but i just had to explain the concept of a wizard to a guy whose brain is apparently so untainted by any kind of media he did not know what a wizard was
pulpofiction: superwholockfeels: retardationmotivation: pcaradactyl: raise your hand if you’ve ever had to explain what “shipping” is Raise your hand if you had to learn the meaning of “shipping” all by yourself i explained shipping
spoookybee: stickiebun13: omgpoetry: This is funny. Like really, really funny. My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off. OHMYGOD
Pfft, I almost texted my siblings some shippy art I had saved on my phone instead of the image I was trying to send because I wasn’t paying attention to what I was doing. I didn’t, thankfully, but I gotta be more careful ‘cause that would’ve been
If I had to pick one gif that encapsulated my personality (especially in reference to this blog), it would probably be this one.
I had to explain to my little sister what it meant to drop the mic because she didn’t understand why Pearl and Greg did that. After I told her she was like
elsassassyeyebrow: lecaptaindom: Okay, saw this on my timeline and it absolutely infuriated me. My feelings on the military notwithstanding, lets take a look at some numbers. I’m about to drop some knowledge y'all.This will be operating solely off
fozmeadows: hollowedskin: derinthemadscientist: languageoclock: deflare: penfairy: Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: What did I do? I thought I had heard Bradley. You jumped to conclusions. Allow me to explain something. Saying Bradley to me, is like Saying Lust to you. Envy to Roy, Hughes’
intoomanyfandoms: jokersxlover: My conspiracy theory project- Is The Doctor Real? Hell Yeah he is. I had to explain all of Doctor Who that I needed my class to understand in less than 2 minutes, because then I had to convince them he was real in less
chlorokin: peter-pans-booty-shorts: pizzaalle: asoulgonesince2002: jungle-plastic: kurumawer: xdvisyrx: ask-bot: What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult? That you cannot fax money to someone.
snowtigerxiii: wulphire: snowtigerxiii replied to your post: ❤ Y R U Counting?! cuz I have nothing to do….. If this was umineko, you HAD to explain it
setheverman: setheverman: smithsonian-offical: had to explain to my therapist who seth everman was today me at the therapist oh no i am so sorry will you have to explain this tumblr post to your therapist now? hope your therapy is going well have a
lost-in-tranzition: Just gonna leave this here… This applies to cis people as well as trans peopleEdit: I’ve had to explain this multiple times and Im getting bored of it now. In an attempt to try and avoid any more uneducated ‘yes they do’ comments,
bowie-etc: “I had to resign myself, many years ago, that I’m not too articulate when it comes to explaining how I feel about things. But my music does it for me, it really does. There, in the chords and melodies, is everything I want to say. The
natsukahchie: I had a man once asking me for “charcoal made of plants” (as opposed to what, mate… any other kind is unlikely to be found in a fucking supermarket) and then I had to explain to him for 5 whole minutes that *vegetable* means it IS
ilvermorny-valedictorian:I want to know how many times the gay SNL writer who wrote this had to explain CockyBoys to a group of straight executives before this sketch was approved
lezbilicious: Tammy really didn’t understand the effect her legs had on both men and women. I had to explain… but that was last week
indiansupremacist: If I had a penny for every time I’ve had to explain to a white person the true definition of racism I would be able to pay for medical school for at least 300 people 😘😘
indiansupremacist: la-diablareina: indiansupremacist: If I had a penny for every time I’ve had to explain to a white person the true definition of racism I would be able to pay for medical school for at least 300 people 😘😘 Love youuuu You
I knew the tumblr April fool’s joke was a joke but I clicked on it anyway because I’m beautiful and know what I’m doing. sorry, haters!
asoulgonesince2002: jungle-plastic: kurumawer: xdvisyrx: ask-bot: What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult? That you cannot fax money to someone. Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They
angelonfire77: angelonfire77: POLL Raise your hand if you know what Pork Roll is?! I just had to explain it to someone and she looked at me like I had 3 heads. THIS!! DELICIOUS!!!
whatdoyousaybaby: it is embarrasing enough to pee your pants at school when your 15. But being put in a diaper and plastic pants right there and then by the schoolnurse for evryone to see is much worse. Now Jennifer had to explain to her mom why she
mamabunni replied to your photo: got some sweet Pokemon loot at McDs today -u- I went to a mc donalds in oregon a while back, asked SPECIALLY FOR A DEWOTT, she asked which one that was so i had to EXPLAIN IN GREAT DETAIL TO HER THAT IT`S THE BLUE
kuromi-shinku: Three days ago a guy contacted me for a commission. He asked me how long it would take me to finish it, sent me pictures of what he wanted (In this order. I had to explain him that I needed to know WHAT he wanted me to make to know how
sunfl0werpetal: jellyfishnetstockings: Friend told me to just start talking so I started telling her about the time I had to explain to this boy what a romper was and how he proceeded to ask me on a date but I said “only if I can wear a romper”.
blondebound: When my stepmom came home early and found me like this, she was sure we had been robbed. When she pulled down my gag I had to explain to her that I did this to myself.. After which she proceeded to regag me and take this photo
I HAD A DREAM… a mono dream that broke my heart but it was also cute so I will try to explain it really quick: From what I gathered it was a high school setting and blake was a new kid. on the way to school she spots a small abandoned black kitten
